Hindiwallas BRING DOWN the PENIS SIZE of Maharashtra - DEPORT Hindi Infiltrators NOW!
Jai Maharashtra!
Another reason of course is vegetarianism which decreases the size of grass-eater Hindiwalla penises. Furthermore, scientists also deduce that the ascetic practices of the VEDIC STONE AGE CULTURE of the Cow-Belt are another factor which, over several generations, reduces the size of the penis.
Now, these illegal Hindi Immigrants who are swamping our Marathi Motherland are decreasing the average penis size of Maharashtra!
It is important for the sexual well-being and good health of all of us Marathi males that we ESCAPE the stigma of having the notorious "SMALL HINDI PENIS", which in the eyes of women all over the world is the same as the "SMALL INDIAN PENIS". We Marathi Males must EDUCATE the world that WE ARE NOT INDIANS, and that "Indians" are the Cow-Belt Hindiwallas. Since we are NOT INDIANS, we do NOT have SMALL INDIAN PENISES!
#QuitMaharashtra - Indian Union Government GET OUT of Maharashtra!
#MahaExit - Let's Start the Mother Of All SENSEX BULL MARKETS!
#AzadMaharashtra - Time to Leave the #HindiCowBelt!
#NationaliseBombayHigh - The $5 TRILLION Oil-Field belongs to Maharashtra!
#IndianUnionFailedState - Hindiwalla Cow-Belt is POOREST Worldwide!
#DeportHindiInfiltrators - Time to Smash New Delhi's VOTE BANK in Maharashtra!
#HindiBan - End the SYMBOL of Our SLAVERY to New Delhi!
#BoycottBollywood - KICK Bollywood Back to #HindiCowBelt!
Azad Maharashtra Zindabad!
Major Umesh Waghmare,
Azad Maharashtra Sena
1) Global Sexologists prove ASIAN-HINDI PENIS is SMALLEST in the WORLD
Eminent sexologists like Dr. Richard Lynn and Dr. R. S. Sharma have proven that the Asian-Hindustani Penis is the SMALLEST in the world. We Maharashtrians have much bigger penis size than Hindiwallas, because of our Dravidoid heritage. We are much more dark-skinned than the fair Bhaiyya Boys and hence our penises are bigger!Another reason of course is vegetarianism which decreases the size of grass-eater Hindiwalla penises. Furthermore, scientists also deduce that the ascetic practices of the VEDIC STONE AGE CULTURE of the Cow-Belt are another factor which, over several generations, reduces the size of the penis.
2) Illegal Hindi Infiltrators DECREASE Penis Size of Maharashtra!
Now, these illegal Hindi Immigrants who are swamping our Marathi Motherland are decreasing the average penis size of Maharashtra!
3) Small Indian Penis Stereotype: Another reason for MAHAEXIT!
Moreover, being part of the Indian Union leads to women all over the world thinking that we Marathis also have small penises. "Maharashtrians are Indians, so they must have small penises like the typical Hindi Indians," reasons a typical Anglo-Nordic woman.It is important for the sexual well-being and good health of all of us Marathi males that we ESCAPE the stigma of having the notorious "SMALL HINDI PENIS", which in the eyes of women all over the world is the same as the "SMALL INDIAN PENIS". We Marathi Males must EDUCATE the world that WE ARE NOT INDIANS, and that "Indians" are the Cow-Belt Hindiwallas. Since we are NOT INDIANS, we do NOT have SMALL INDIAN PENISES!
4) Women will LOVE MARATHI MALES after MAHAEXIT!!!
That is why we MUST LEAVE THE Indian Union at once! We Marathi people must REVOKE our Indian Union membership at once and thus escape from the SMALL INDIAN PENIS STEREOTYPE and the SMALL HINDI PENIS STEREOTYPE! Once we are no longer within the Indian Union, women all across the world will finally come to like us Marathi Males! As long as we are in this cess-pit called the Indian Union, we Marathi Males will always SUFFER from the SMALL INDIAN PENIS STEREOTYPE! This must end NOW!#QuitMaharashtra - Indian Union Government GET OUT of Maharashtra!
#MahaExit - Let's Start the Mother Of All SENSEX BULL MARKETS!
#AzadMaharashtra - Time to Leave the #HindiCowBelt!
#NationaliseBombayHigh - The $5 TRILLION Oil-Field belongs to Maharashtra!
#IndianUnionFailedState - Hindiwalla Cow-Belt is POOREST Worldwide!
#DeportHindiInfiltrators - Time to Smash New Delhi's VOTE BANK in Maharashtra!
#HindiBan - End the SYMBOL of Our SLAVERY to New Delhi!
#BoycottBollywood - KICK Bollywood Back to #HindiCowBelt!
Azad Maharashtra Zindabad!
Major Umesh Waghmare,
Azad Maharashtra Sena