5 Reasons BOLLYWOOD must be THROWN OUT of Maharashtra!
Jai Maharashtra!
In this article I wish to explain to the world why the Hindi-walla Film Industry aka. Bollywood must be KICKED OUT of our ancient Nation of Maharashtra once and for all. Here are four very compelling reasons for us to throw out Bollywood:
Reason 1) Bollywood is destroying Marathi Culture:
Like the eucalyptus tree which sucks up all the water from the soil around it and starves out all other vegetation in a massive radius, the Hindiwalla Film Industry is gobbling up all the cultural resources - human and material - from the whole of Maharashtra, thus destroying the Marathi Film Industry. Many Marathi Film Industry personnel choose to act in the alien Hindi Film Industry rather than the Marathi Film Industry on account of better pay. This is leading to the complete asphyxiation of Marathi Culture and Deccani Civilisation.
Reason 2) Hindi Film Industry is a Hot-bed for Illegal BLACK MONEY:
Recently the names of several Hindi-walla actors came up when the Panama Papers were released by a group of global anti-corruption activitsts. A prominent name was reportedly Amitabh Bachchan, one of the more famous Hindi actors. It is also well-known that many other Bhaiyya actors are heavily involved in illegal activities like Money Laundering and Hawala Transactions.
If we want to stop Black Money in Maharashtra, we must start at the very taproot of illegal funds. And that is Bollywood. Hence, we must uproot Bollywood at once!
Reason 3) Hindi Actresses are involved in Prostitution and spread AIDS:
Due to their 'DRAUPADI COMPLEX', stereotypical Hindi females are polyandrous in nature,
having multiple male partners AT THE SAME TIME. Hence, prostitution comes easy to
Hindi film actresses, and is indeed expected. Most women in the brothels of the vast red-light
areas of Mumbai are Hindi-wallis from the Hindi Cow-Belt. On account of their promiscuity,
as well as their copious consumption of Cow Urine, Cow-Dung and Human Urine (like their role model Mohandas Gandhi), these females spread diseases like AIDS throughout Maharashtra and corrupt the youth.
If we want to reduce the social evil of prostitution in Maharashtra, we must throw out Bollywood from our Motherland!
Reason 4) Bollywood JUSTIFIES ILLEGAL HINDI-WALLA IMMIGRATION:
By its mere presence the alien Hindi Film Industry justifies massive illegal immigration by Hindiwalla infiltrators into our ancient Homeland of Maharashtra. "Bollywood is there, so Maharashtra is ours", so goes the common refrain of Hindi Supremacists. The mere presence of Bollywood in Maharashtra thus provides justification for illegal Bhaiyya immigration.
Reason 5) Existence of Bollywood in a Non-Hindi Nation is UNNATURAL:
Nowhere in the rest of the world does the primary base of the film industry of a nation exist outside the confines of its linguistic boundaries. Paris is the centre of the French film industry, Berlin the home of the German film industry and Moscow the focus of the Russian film industry. Yet, in case of the Hindi film industry, the centre is located OUTSIDE the Hindi-walla cow-belt. This is totally illogical and unacceptable. The centre of the Hindi film industry MUST be located INSIDE the Cow-Belt itself. The fact that it exists OUTSIDE the Gangetic Badlands of Gobarstan means that Bollywood will simply not be able to survive in the long run.
Dear Fellow Maharashtrians and Dravidians, let us embark on the following simple 2-step programme to SMASH BOLLYWOOD:
1) Boycott Bollywood: Stop Funding Hindi Film Industry Black Money!
2) Ban Bollywood: Hindi Film Industry must be THROWN OUT of Maharashtra!
3) Ban Hindi: Make Use of Hindi in Maharashtra Illegal!
This will save our Marathi Culture and Deccani Civilisation! The very future of our Marathi Nation is at stake!
Azad Maharashtra Zindabad!
Major Milind Marathe,
Azad Maharashtra Sena
In this article I wish to explain to the world why the Hindi-walla Film Industry aka. Bollywood must be KICKED OUT of our ancient Nation of Maharashtra once and for all. Here are four very compelling reasons for us to throw out Bollywood:
Reason 1) Bollywood is destroying Marathi Culture:
Like the eucalyptus tree which sucks up all the water from the soil around it and starves out all other vegetation in a massive radius, the Hindiwalla Film Industry is gobbling up all the cultural resources - human and material - from the whole of Maharashtra, thus destroying the Marathi Film Industry. Many Marathi Film Industry personnel choose to act in the alien Hindi Film Industry rather than the Marathi Film Industry on account of better pay. This is leading to the complete asphyxiation of Marathi Culture and Deccani Civilisation.
Reason 2) Hindi Film Industry is a Hot-bed for Illegal BLACK MONEY:
Recently the names of several Hindi-walla actors came up when the Panama Papers were released by a group of global anti-corruption activitsts. A prominent name was reportedly Amitabh Bachchan, one of the more famous Hindi actors. It is also well-known that many other Bhaiyya actors are heavily involved in illegal activities like Money Laundering and Hawala Transactions.
If we want to stop Black Money in Maharashtra, we must start at the very taproot of illegal funds. And that is Bollywood. Hence, we must uproot Bollywood at once!
Reason 3) Hindi Actresses are involved in Prostitution and spread AIDS:
Due to their 'DRAUPADI COMPLEX', stereotypical Hindi females are polyandrous in nature,
having multiple male partners AT THE SAME TIME. Hence, prostitution comes easy to
Hindi film actresses, and is indeed expected. Most women in the brothels of the vast red-light
areas of Mumbai are Hindi-wallis from the Hindi Cow-Belt. On account of their promiscuity,
as well as their copious consumption of Cow Urine, Cow-Dung and Human Urine (like their role model Mohandas Gandhi), these females spread diseases like AIDS throughout Maharashtra and corrupt the youth.
If we want to reduce the social evil of prostitution in Maharashtra, we must throw out Bollywood from our Motherland!
Reason 4) Bollywood JUSTIFIES ILLEGAL HINDI-WALLA IMMIGRATION:
By its mere presence the alien Hindi Film Industry justifies massive illegal immigration by Hindiwalla infiltrators into our ancient Homeland of Maharashtra. "Bollywood is there, so Maharashtra is ours", so goes the common refrain of Hindi Supremacists. The mere presence of Bollywood in Maharashtra thus provides justification for illegal Bhaiyya immigration.
Reason 5) Existence of Bollywood in a Non-Hindi Nation is UNNATURAL:
Nowhere in the rest of the world does the primary base of the film industry of a nation exist outside the confines of its linguistic boundaries. Paris is the centre of the French film industry, Berlin the home of the German film industry and Moscow the focus of the Russian film industry. Yet, in case of the Hindi film industry, the centre is located OUTSIDE the Hindi-walla cow-belt. This is totally illogical and unacceptable. The centre of the Hindi film industry MUST be located INSIDE the Cow-Belt itself. The fact that it exists OUTSIDE the Gangetic Badlands of Gobarstan means that Bollywood will simply not be able to survive in the long run.
Dear Fellow Maharashtrians and Dravidians, let us embark on the following simple 2-step programme to SMASH BOLLYWOOD:
1) Boycott Bollywood: Stop Funding Hindi Film Industry Black Money!
2) Ban Bollywood: Hindi Film Industry must be THROWN OUT of Maharashtra!
3) Ban Hindi: Make Use of Hindi in Maharashtra Illegal!
This will save our Marathi Culture and Deccani Civilisation! The very future of our Marathi Nation is at stake!
Azad Maharashtra Zindabad!
Major Milind Marathe,
Azad Maharashtra Sena