BIG BUSINESSMEN are now FUNDING Azad Maharashtra: Indian Union Government is FINISHED!
Jai Maharashtra!
Fellow Marathi Nationalists, I bring great news from the economic front in our Cold War against the corrupt Indian Union Government: Ground reports from DALAL STREET now indicate that BIG BUSINESSMEN are funding a BrExit-inspired MahaExit - another name for our glorious Azad Maharashtra movement! There are several reasons for this LOGICAL DEVELOPMENT:
No. 1: The Bloated Byzantine Bureaucracy of New Delhi:
Big Industrialists and Share Market traders are totally FED UP with the BLOATED BYZANTINE BUREAUCRACY of New Delhi, which is completely hampering business growth and development of Maharashtra! To set up any commercial venture, DOZENS of forms have to be filled up in triplicate, quadruplicate or quintiplicate, then signed by handfuls of witnesses, sealed only by gazetted level 10, level 11 and level 12 Union Government officers, and then approved by scrores of paper-stampers and file-pushers! They are totally sick of this fossilised BUREAUCRACY!!!
No.2: Tax Terrorism:
The Indian Union Government engages in vicious TAX TERRORISM against innocent businessmen, organising continous inspections and constant raids to loot commercial operations and crush any kind of economic growth. Businessmen in Mumbai always cite the VODAFONE TAX case as an example, there arrogant and insolent tax terrorists from New Delhi have imposed thousands of crores of tax demands on an MNC.
The logic they cite is simple: If the insolent Union Government has the gall to impose such unreasonable and completely unjustifiable tax demands on a powerful MNC, one can only imagine the torture which New Delhi's tax terrorists can impose on smaller businessmen!
No.3: New Delhi's Fake Time Machine:
Worse still, even if businessmen prove in a court of law that they have paid their taxes properly, the Indian Union Government has a FAKE TIME MACHINE at its disposal. That the tax terrorists of New Delhi then do is to simply engage in what they call a 'RETROSPECTIVE AMENDMENT' to the tax rules, and make their demands legal! In other words, the criminal Union Government goes BACK IN TIME and changes the law so that ANY DEMAND of theirs whatsoever becomes correct!
No other government in the world has EVER had the insolence to change the Universal Laws of Physics. But the Indian Union Government thinks it above all cosmic laws. It is after all, a self-declared CENTRE of the Universe!
No wonder the big businessmen of Mumbai want to give this bloated Byzantine bureaucracy a PUNCH IN THE FACE!
No.4: MahaExit Bull Market:
A big community of supporters of a MahaExit lie in Dalal Street. Big Fund Managers are now funding our Azad Maharashtra movement by pointing to the BrExit Bull Market, which was a natural consequence of Brexit. Sensex investors point out that Brexit freed the British Isles from the clutches of the bloated European Union bureaucracy of Brussels, thus triggering one of the greatest bull markets the FTSE Index had ever witnessed.
These astute stock market traders and shrewd businessmen point out that a Brexit-inspired MahaExit would likewise free Maharashtra - and, by extension, the Mumbai business world - from the vicious clutches of the Indian Union bureaucracy of New Delhi. They conclude that this will trigger the greatest bull market in the Sensex in human history.
"A MahaExit will of course cause the greatest Sensex bull market the world has ever seen," explains Monish Mehta, a wealthy Fund Manager on Dalal Street. "Once the businessmen of Mumbai are free from the bloated bureaucracy of New Delhi, economic growth will take off. Added to that, of course, are the trillion dollars lying in the Bombay High Oil-Field, which will then fall to the new government of Free Maharashtra."
Just imagine, my dear Maharashtrians: THOUSANDS OF CRORES of rupees is now being pumped into our great movement as we speak!
Conclusion: Evil Indian Union Government is FINISHED!
The truly diabolical Indian Union Government is FINISHED! It is only a matter of time before we have our great AZAD MAHARASHTRA!
#QuitMaharashtra - Indian Union Government GET OUT of Maharashtra!<br />
#MahaExit - Let's Start the Mother Of All SENSEX BULL MARKETS!<br />
#AzadMaharashtra - Time to Leave the #HindiCowBelt!<br />
#IndianUnionFailedState - Hindiwalla Cow-Belt is POOREST Area World!<br />
#NationaliseBombayHigh - It belongs to Maharashtra!<br />
#HindiBan - Time to Smash New Delhi's VOTE BANK in Maharashtra!<br />
#BoycottBollywood - Kick Bollywood Back to #HindiCowBelt!<br />
#MakaMaharashtraGreatAgain - Only a FREE MAHARASHTRA Can do That!<br />
Azad Maharashtra Zindabad!<br />
Major Umesh Waghmare,<br />
Azad Maharashtra Sena
Fellow Marathi Nationalists, I bring great news from the economic front in our Cold War against the corrupt Indian Union Government: Ground reports from DALAL STREET now indicate that BIG BUSINESSMEN are funding a BrExit-inspired MahaExit - another name for our glorious Azad Maharashtra movement! There are several reasons for this LOGICAL DEVELOPMENT:
No. 1: The Bloated Byzantine Bureaucracy of New Delhi:
Big Industrialists and Share Market traders are totally FED UP with the BLOATED BYZANTINE BUREAUCRACY of New Delhi, which is completely hampering business growth and development of Maharashtra! To set up any commercial venture, DOZENS of forms have to be filled up in triplicate, quadruplicate or quintiplicate, then signed by handfuls of witnesses, sealed only by gazetted level 10, level 11 and level 12 Union Government officers, and then approved by scrores of paper-stampers and file-pushers! They are totally sick of this fossilised BUREAUCRACY!!!
No.2: Tax Terrorism:
The Indian Union Government engages in vicious TAX TERRORISM against innocent businessmen, organising continous inspections and constant raids to loot commercial operations and crush any kind of economic growth. Businessmen in Mumbai always cite the VODAFONE TAX case as an example, there arrogant and insolent tax terrorists from New Delhi have imposed thousands of crores of tax demands on an MNC.
The logic they cite is simple: If the insolent Union Government has the gall to impose such unreasonable and completely unjustifiable tax demands on a powerful MNC, one can only imagine the torture which New Delhi's tax terrorists can impose on smaller businessmen!
No.3: New Delhi's Fake Time Machine:
Worse still, even if businessmen prove in a court of law that they have paid their taxes properly, the Indian Union Government has a FAKE TIME MACHINE at its disposal. That the tax terrorists of New Delhi then do is to simply engage in what they call a 'RETROSPECTIVE AMENDMENT' to the tax rules, and make their demands legal! In other words, the criminal Union Government goes BACK IN TIME and changes the law so that ANY DEMAND of theirs whatsoever becomes correct!
No other government in the world has EVER had the insolence to change the Universal Laws of Physics. But the Indian Union Government thinks it above all cosmic laws. It is after all, a self-declared CENTRE of the Universe!
No wonder the big businessmen of Mumbai want to give this bloated Byzantine bureaucracy a PUNCH IN THE FACE!
No.4: MahaExit Bull Market:
A big community of supporters of a MahaExit lie in Dalal Street. Big Fund Managers are now funding our Azad Maharashtra movement by pointing to the BrExit Bull Market, which was a natural consequence of Brexit. Sensex investors point out that Brexit freed the British Isles from the clutches of the bloated European Union bureaucracy of Brussels, thus triggering one of the greatest bull markets the FTSE Index had ever witnessed.
These astute stock market traders and shrewd businessmen point out that a Brexit-inspired MahaExit would likewise free Maharashtra - and, by extension, the Mumbai business world - from the vicious clutches of the Indian Union bureaucracy of New Delhi. They conclude that this will trigger the greatest bull market in the Sensex in human history.
"A MahaExit will of course cause the greatest Sensex bull market the world has ever seen," explains Monish Mehta, a wealthy Fund Manager on Dalal Street. "Once the businessmen of Mumbai are free from the bloated bureaucracy of New Delhi, economic growth will take off. Added to that, of course, are the trillion dollars lying in the Bombay High Oil-Field, which will then fall to the new government of Free Maharashtra."
Just imagine, my dear Maharashtrians: THOUSANDS OF CRORES of rupees is now being pumped into our great movement as we speak!
Conclusion: Evil Indian Union Government is FINISHED!
The truly diabolical Indian Union Government is FINISHED! It is only a matter of time before we have our great AZAD MAHARASHTRA!
#QuitMaharashtra - Indian Union Government GET OUT of Maharashtra!<br />
#MahaExit - Let's Start the Mother Of All SENSEX BULL MARKETS!<br />
#AzadMaharashtra - Time to Leave the #HindiCowBelt!<br />
#IndianUnionFailedState - Hindiwalla Cow-Belt is POOREST Area World!<br />
#NationaliseBombayHigh - It belongs to Maharashtra!<br />
#HindiBan - Time to Smash New Delhi's VOTE BANK in Maharashtra!<br />
#BoycottBollywood - Kick Bollywood Back to #HindiCowBelt!<br />
#MakaMaharashtraGreatAgain - Only a FREE MAHARASHTRA Can do That!<br />
Azad Maharashtra Zindabad!<br />
Major Umesh Waghmare,<br />
Azad Maharashtra Sena